Shook the Spot

A black cast just crossed Shook's path, while out taking a stroll on the streets of Fenway in the heart of Boston University's south campus . . . an area one Journal reporter referred to yesterday as "the BU ghetto" — Shook lives in the ghetto (word) . . . punctuation!!

Anyways, as you might have surmised . . . sewey-mised, if you will . . . Shook had a joint in hand on this stroll . . . thanks to an after-work stop yesterday to the dopest head shop in town — it's called Sugar Daddies!! . . . punctuation,

And . . . notice how every paragraph so far has begun with

A?

You wanna know why You Can't Get Kyle Minogue Out of Your Head? 'Cause she's on the radio like all the fucking time. There, Shook said it.

Yo wanna liveblog the action on the Weeks footbridge Saturday night?

You've noticed, I'm sure, that our paragraphs are starting with Y now.

YMCA!

It's fun to stay at the YMCA!