Shook the Spot

KATIE HOLMES TO TOM CRUISE ON HIS BLACKBERRY!!!!!:::: "NO BABY ACTION YET"!!!!!!!

(also, two things . . . when diane sawyer says, "what does she do that drives you crazy?" doesn't cruise totally misinterpret that and get all defensive like he can't stand her? . . . and at the news that katie's not pregnant, what the fuck does, "so nothing yet, so we're good," mean? jesus, tom, holy fucking christ . . . )