Shook the Spot

Bob Saget told students at Northwestern on Friday, "I was on Full House. That is so fucked up. I know — I lived it." You know what's fucked up, Bob? Ragging on the best years of your career. Learn to love that shit . . . 'cause standup gigs in Evanston, Illinois certainly aren't paying the bills, are they? Even if you just had a dime for every Full House rerun on TBS, you'd still be out-grossing The Aristocrats. So just shove it. (Props, however, to the industrious audience members who threw "tampons scrawled with phone numbers at the comedian." One can only hope that Shook's favorite reader was among them . . . )