Shook the Spot

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

This just came across the wire . . .

Shook the Spot: how is the 914 rocking?
umm hot immigrant bitches: you bounced just in time theres a fucking COYOTE scare!
Shook the Spot: hahahahahah
Shook the Spot: SERIOUSLY???
umm hot immigrant bitches: hahah YEAH yo pamphlets are being distributed. this shit is REAL
Shook the Spot: fuck...YOU see any coyotes?
umm hot immigrant bitches: i mean not yet but my parents are gonna be in philly tonight so it would be the perfect time for them to attack

Thank god for interblog communication. As some douchebag on one of those douchbaggy New York Times commericals just said, "It's sort of a how-to, where-to, when-to . . ." Stay safe, aunty.