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Shook the Spot

February 27, 2006


INSTA-BLOGGING

9:12 PM
Shook the Spot: yoooo
Shook the Spot: i a m trying to have interblog communication
Shook the Spot: we are launching a new platform
Shook the Spot: YO
fellow-ette: word!
Shook the Spot: BLOGGING over instant message
fellow-ette: i am blogging as we speak
Shook the Spot: we're BLOGGING RIGHT NOW
Shook the Spot: hahahah YEP
Shook the Spot: you konw what you could buy with $2,500
fellow-ette: what
fellow-ette: i am all ears
Shook the Spot: (i am on a sketchy wireless connection, so no worries if i drop out...)
Shook the Spot: (...of school)
fellow-ette: and by all ears i mean all eyes
Shook the Spot: true
fellow-ette: skip that spot, biatch
Shook the Spot: do you have one of those programs that reads shit?
Shook the Spot: "has anyone said anything to him about it?" —the guy holding the joint
Shook the Spot: me: "yo, [redacted], i am instant blogging with [fellow-ettttttte]. what do you have to say?"
Shook the Spot: [redacted]: "hi."
Shook the Spot: (redacted is {redacted post-facto})
Shook the Spot: oh shit i just blew his cover
fellow-ette: hahaha
fellow-ette: tell him... HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO
fellow-ette: in a seinfeld voice
Shook the Spot: "ask her how the movie is"
fellow-ette: is {redacted post-facto} there?
Shook the Spot: YEP
fellow-ette: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO {{fellow-ette: you forgot to redat {{{redacted}}}'s name a second time}}
Shook the Spot: (yo i'm gonna havta redact that in the post)
Shook the Spot: "[felllllllow-ettttttte]? tell her i say what's up"
Shook the Spot: he looks like he may be bouncing though
fellow-ette: he's always bouncing
Shook the Spot: yep, that's [REDACTED]
Shook the Spot: hehe i am pre-redacting
Shook the Spot: it's like pre-emption
Shook the Spot: except
Shook the Spot: stoned
9:20 PM
fellow-ette: hahaha
fellow-ette: are you ACTUALLY going to blog this
Shook the Spot: WE ARE BLOGGING AS WE SPEAK
fellow-ette: i am not as funny on blog/im as immigrantbitches
fellow-ette: i am watching sense and sensibility and lesson planning as i speak
fellow-ette: F*CK john and Fanny Dashwood!
Shook the Spot: [we're gonna put a link in there for immigrant bitches, okay?]
fellow-ette: yeah, word
Shook the Spot: [johnny?]
Shook the Spot: [yeah?]
Shook the Spot: [that was johnny responding]
Shook the Spot: [yeeeeah?]
fellow-ette: word
Shook the Spot: [still johnny]
Shook the Spot: [the link?]
fellow-ette: [[yeeaaahh?"]]
Shook the Spot: [yep]
Shook the Spot: [[[[[[[[[[[[ [ [ [[ [ [ the lord is crazy ]]]] ] ] ] ]]] ]] ]]
Shook the Spot: you know which two mediums were are mixing here?
fellow-ette: blog
fellow-ette: im
fellow-ette: TELNET
Shook the Spot: yes yes no but there is a third
fellow-ette: no telnet?
fellow-ette: BOO.
Shook the Spot: a third medium which is in the mix herer
Shook the Spot: no they motherfucking took my account away
Shook the Spot: gmail chat
Shook the Spot: yo
Shook the Spot: yo
Shook the Spot: yoy yoyoyoyo
Shook the Spot: yoo o oh my god i have the best idea ever
Shook the Spot: LET'S TAKE THIS SHIT TO GMAIL CHAT!!!!
Shook the Spot: yes? yes/
Shook the Spot: pleeeeease
Shook the Spot: I AM OBSESSED WITH GMAIL CHAT!!!!
fellow-ette: okay of course
Shook the Spot: helllo?
Shook the Spot: yaaay!
Shook the Spot: yaaaaaaaaay!
Shook the Spot: NOW
fellow-ette: you are cute!
fellow-ette: oh wait
fellow-ette: i dont have firefox
Shook the Spot: OH NOOOOOOoooooo {ex-post facto note: i said it to my 82-year-old great aunt, and i'll say it to you: "you are such a cocktease."}
fellow-ette: i am on gmail but i cant CHAT
fellow-ette: i should download that
Shook the Spot: you have been invited to chat
fellow-ette: I AM DOWNLOADING FIREFOX
fellow-ette: any ideas for a lesson on "Theme for English B?"
9:30 PM
Shook the Spot: i am freaking the fuck out
Shook the Spot: like a naked dude on LSD
fellow-ette: i've been there yo
fellow-ette: check it OUT
fellow-ette: i am gmailing via firefox
Shook the Spot: (yo, btdubs, breaking news: {long ass shit redacted post-facto} saying in fresh editions tomorrow)
Shook the Spot: OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!
fellow-ette: YUCK
Shook the Spot: YOU SIGNED OFFF!
fellow-ette: that is so unfair
fellow-ette: that poor kid
Shook the Spot: yo, also, can everyone note that shit was broken by Shook the Spot, scooping The Haaarvard Crimson and The Wall Street Journal

shifting between mediums . . .

fellow-ette: poooop
me: HIIIIIII
fellow-ette: this is tragic
{redactomundo}
me: cross medium post:
yo, also, can everyone note that shit was broken by Shook the Spot, scooping The Haaarvard Crimson and The Wall Street Journal
oh, also i am freaking the fuck out did i say that?
like crazy fucking siht
fellow-ette: tis true
hows my sig otha?
me: he's making me go literally crazy
fellow-ette: are you lying on your back with your arms in the air, bug-like
me: "tell her i miss her"
fellow-ette: how is he doing that
me: he is taking the cream out of a double stuff oreo and showing it to me
and am i screaming
and i am screaming
fellow-ette: HAHAHAHAHAHA
me: screaming and am i
fellow-ette: what a sicko
are you going to BLOG this?
me: ah­h­h­h­h­h­h­h!
oh ogg­goooood!
fellow-ette: BLOG it im­me­di­ately
me: STOP
this shit is blogging as we speak
fellow-ette: word to your moms

 #  hustle hard on the block (1) 9:37 PM
Comments:
Oh god, I rolled over on the couch at like 7:30 this morning and the first fucking thing I saw was that cursed Sextuple Stuff Oreo (With Extra Cream on Top!!!). It was like a waking nightmare. So I quickly hustled into bed next to "Contact High."
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : February 28, 2006 1:51 PM
 
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