Shook the Spot

In the creepiest NSA-like shit ever, Site Meter provides a handy map of my recent visitors. Predictably, you're all in the Northeast. From Jew York to Jew Jersey to Jewsachusetts, Shook the Spot readers have one thing in common: you are circumsized. (Otherwise, you are fellow-ette or a hot immigrant bitch.)

But there is one Shook the Spot reader who is unlike the rest. From the otherworld of Illinois, on the campus of Northwestern University, you peer on our banter, silently observing, hidden from view . . . until I totally outed you on the blog!! (Also, dude trying to sneak into Mexico, I see you, too . . .)